Trendy bistro offers breast milk cheese

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A trendy New York bistro is making breast milk cheese with possible gelato ice cream on the menu soon. Picture: John Feder

Breast milk cheese with figs & paprika’Tastes like cow’s milk cheese’Hopes to make breast milk gelato

A CHEF at a trendy New York bistro is letting diners munch on fig and paprika cheese made from his wife's breast milk. read more…

Woman grows ‘devil’ horn from top of head

Woman grows “devil” horn Began growing last year Is more than 6cm long

AN elderly Chinese woman has shocked friends and family by growing a devil-like horn from the top of her head.

The Sun reported this day the strange growth began appearing on 101-year-old Zhang Ruifang’s forehead last year.

Since then it has reached more than six centimetres and a matching horn looks to be appearing on the other side.

The grandmother’s condition has left her family in Linlou Village, Henan province, baffled and worried. read more…

Sarah Palin Reality Show

Sarah Palin Reality ShowThe news that Sarah Palin is pitching a reality TV show about Alaska is drawing mockery from the late-night comedians and other quipsters.

“There’s a story in the entertainment trade papers that Sarah Palin is shopping a reality show with the producer of “Survivor”, Mark Burnett. That’s why she quit being the governor of Alaska. read more…

Funny Headline of the Day: ‘Republicans Turned Off By Size of Obama’s Package’

Funny Headline: Size of Obama's Package

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Funny Headline of the Day: ‘Republicans Turned Off By Size of Obama’s Package’ originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 at 20:15:49. read more…

Man marries pillow

Lee Jin-gyu fell for his ‘dakimakura’ – a kind of large, huggable pillow from Japan, often with a picture of a popular anime character printed on the side.

In Lee’s case, his beloved pillow has an image of Fate Testarossa, from the ‘magical girl’ anime series Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha.

Now the 28-year-old otaku (a Japanese term that roughly translates to somewhere between ‘obsessive’ and ‘nerd’) has wed the pillow in a special ceremony, after fitting it out with a wedding dress for the service in front of a local priest. read more…

At last, a chastity belt for dogs

The ‘Pet Anti-Breeding System’, or PABS, is marketed as an alternative to the more common approaches of a) removing parts of the dog’s reproductive system, or b) letting the dog have lots of sex and preparing to deal with the inevitable puppy deluge.

Describing itself as the ‘Ultimate Solution to unwanted and accidental breedings’, the PABS is a stylish and practical genital defence outfit that incorporates a collar, a sort of harness thing, and a washable mesh pad.

Created by an American company named Highly Favored Creations, the doggy chastity belt comes in sizes ranging from Small to XXL. read more…

Face of Jesus appears on Marmite lid

The face of the Messiah is back – on the lid of a Marmite jar. Praise be.

The Messiah’s face has certainly been on a far-reaching tour, having appeared on naan bread in Surrey, on the window of a Tennesse man’s pickup and on the arm of a US woman, in the guise of a bruise.

We’re always kept guessing as to where he will pop up next, which as it turns out is in Rhondda, Wales, in the Allen household. On a Marmite lid.

It’s not quite as clear-cut as other sightings, though. Perhaps the face of Jesus is losing its touch. read more…

Pensioner left hoax bomb at dentist

Published: 2:31PM GMT 09 Mar 2010

Peter McShane, 84, of Pembroke Dock, west Wales, wrapped up a massive oblong box in a bin bag and carried it down to his local dental surgery.

The hoax bomb, consisting of a brick, ticking alarm clock and twisted wires, gave rise to a major police operation when it was discovered last month.

Homes surrounding the Bush Street dental surgery, in Pembroke Dock, were evacuated and the bomb destroyed in a controlled explosion. read more…

Romanian street sign warns drivers of ‘drunk pedestrians’

By Andrew Hough
Published: 3:30PM GMT 09 Mar 2010

Officials in Pecica, a village town about 13 miles from the Hungarian border in the country’s west, ordered the bright red signs, complete with the phrase “Attention – Drunks”.

The 10 road signs, which also show a person crawling on their knees while clutching a glass in one hand, were erected in popular nightspot areas close to the city’s bars and restaurants. read more…

Grim reaper cat

Grim reaper cat

A cat in the US can predict when people are about to die.

Tabby Oscar was adopted by the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Centre in Providence, Rhode Island when he was just a kitten – and has since successfully predicted the deaths of around 50 patients.

The five-year-old animal – which is tortoiseshell and white – walks from room to room everyday. read more…