Talking Gordon Brown apart

Ever heard of Gordon Brown? He is the Prime Minister of Britain. Franky Boyle humorously noted that when George Bush first met Brown, he thought he was actually Tony Blair after a mild stroke. This little exposé should put him in a box for good.

From Head of Chump Change, to Chief Chump
Before rising to power by default, Brown was the “prudent” Chancellor of the Exchequer, the chief bean counter of the Treasury whose job it was to oversee the boomingand booming great busting UK we all know and now love to loathe. He should have limited his ambitions for havoc by staying in the Treasury with just an abacus for company. Unfortunately, Brown took the fleeing Tony Blair’s croupier cap, and started dealing with the whole damned country, economy and all.

Brown started as a hopeful Prime Minister, in a position to build great things. Instead, he turned out to be more like a dour terminator, receiver and liquidator rolled into one ill-fitting gambler suit.

One victim of Brown’s leadership failings, (and obvious financial miscalculations back in the Treasury), is the guy who inherited his post as Chancellor of the Exchequer. Darling, is now desperately trying to build a new abacus that is capable of juggling 1.5 trillion red beans. I know, a trillion is a mere bagatelle in US terms, but in the eyes of the newly enslaved inhabitants of Britain, it may as well be a gazillion for all the chance we have off paying it off.

Devil in the detail
Obviously it isn’t fair to blame one man for a nation’s issues, is it George! but Gordon Brown appears to merit a good going over for his part in this UK debacle. Even as a master of political manouvering, a man who pays meticulous attention to detail so as not to lay himself open for unwarranted criticism from opponentshe has serious failings!

Email, mail, its all the same thing.

The Prime Minister has officially launched the UK’s first internet safety strategy, Click Clever Click Safe,

He gained a few political points from his noble effort to protect kids from offensive material on the netbut he has lost all credibility as an embracer of technology for grown-ups.

I wanted to email Gordon Brown to congratulate him on the initiative whereby all schoolkids will have e-safety lessons in school from 2011. Good effort, Gordy. the email draft read. It is still in draft form, unsendable.

Despite much unprotected surfing of many dodgy sites with no obvious authority or integrity, I had to conclude that the progressive Premier has made it impossible for his minion citizens to contact him by email. Yep, his account has been shut down till they can evaluate the best way to run it. I am no consultant, but for free, I suggest Mac MAil. Sounds Scottish like you, Mr Brown, and unlike you, it works consistently well for the end user.

So with his aversion to emailed congratulations or tough questions, clearly Gordon Brown is subliminally supporting the Royal Snail Mail? If we have something to say, post him a letter? As some background to that suggestionhe may want us to post a critical letter (is there any other sort?), because the chances areit may not get through.

Let me explain. The Post Office is a stricken service whose workers are living under the cloud of privatisation. Privatisation would let the government off the hook for billions of pounds-worth of pensions. Brown knows it, posties know it. I am sure Brown fully realises that all posties are less than loyal to him. Indeed, they are carefully sorting his mail on a roulette formaton each spin of the wheel, just one gets thrown on the delivery pile, the rest are binned. Aaah, the workings of modern democracy.

Roulette financial planning
Let’s discuss another roulette wheelBrown and the UK financial system. In response to an indignant public response to the banks’ shameful behaviour before during and post credit crunch, he coincidentally introduces a well thought out Whack-a-Wanker Banker Super Tax.

But far from being leakproof legislation guaranteeing us plebs $500m in windfall taxes, bankers in the City simply shrugged at this first serious throw of the ball. You tax us, we exit Casino UK to work as croupiers new, overseas! So what we have witnessed is almost Tarantino-esque: a one-sided shoot out to the death between one bunch of thieves loaded with Kalashnikovs, and knee-jerking water-pistol wielding robbers in a Government that is obviously risking all for votes ahead of an election. They all deserve each other, bless, and we deserve the head of the politician who may have just turned up to a gunfight and kick started the unravelling of an industry generating 25% of our fast depreciating income.

Whack-a-Wanker Banker Super Tax exposed
The windfall banker tax must be a political thing, passing the buck as far down the line as possible. Isn’t this Labour gov the very same government that originally gave the bankers’ paymasters the go-ahead to function as speculatively as they obviously did?

Wasn’t Brown the architect of the tripartite financial system that Tony Blair gave the Wheel of Fortune nod to?

Why would Brown now blame horrible bankers for doing what he himself had played a huge part in getting green-lighted?

Why would Brown not illuminate us dumb public about the reality that, as part of their remuneration package, many of the biggest bank earners actually get moved to a different country annually, so they can enjoy the added bonus of not even paying tax on income earned in the UK.

Why doesn’t Brown remind us that most of these banker guys are perfect company men, let off the leash by masters expecting total commitment to the cause. In the US and UK, the cause was mental, so the bankers acted mental. In Switzerland, the cause was conservative, and you can bet your last piece of neutral blood money, that bankers in Switzerland were ferocious within conservative boundaries, else they’d be out on their ear quicker than Gordon Brown could stammer the words, Sorry for screwing you, Britain.

Details, Mr Brown, he isn’t even very good at those, it should be Britons.

How is it in America, folks, with your Mr Brown?

source : xfruits.com

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